To whom it may concern,

Dear Blog,
I am sorry that I neglect you.
Wendi

Dear Valentines Day,
I know as a girl that you are supposed to be some great day for me.  But you just aren't. Mostly I worry because I can't think of anything to buy for my husband.
No hard feelings, but I kinda think you are a joke...
Wendi

Dear Gabree,
I spend two days a week with you listening to the silly things you say, and pretending that being under a blanket makes you invisible. You and Grace make my weeks interesting to say the least. I love you both like you belong to me.
Here is hoping that you can grow up to be Gary the snail, a lady bug, and bigfoot, as you have wished for all three of those things in the last couple weeks.
Wendi

Dear Home Depot paint department,
Thanks for being part of all my decorating projects. Especially this latest one, which has pretty much exceeded all my very high expectations.
You rock,
Wendi

Dear ID channel,
When we decided to get HD channels added to our satellite I had no idea that you existed.  Now I spend WAY too much time watching "real life" crime drama.  It makes me paranoid. E.G. everytime we passed anything suspicious on the side of the road as we drove to Arizona last month, I was POSITIVE it was a body. Because that is where they always find them. On the side of the road.  In the middle of the desert.
Maybe I should watch more sitcoms....
Wendi

Dear Pintrest,
Do I really need to say it?
I love you.
Wendi

Dear winter,
I am SOOO over you. I know you showed up really late this year, and believe me, I am grateful for that. But I'm pretty sure you have overstayed your welcome AGAIN. 
Here is to hoping that someday, I will be out of town during your entire visit.
Wendi

Dear Trixie,
For you, I have created a compliment sandwich. First, I love you to pieces and think you are HIL-arious. However...... you are pretty much the WORST guard dog ever. But, you are pretty cute to my eyes, so we will keep you.
Wendi

Dear Camp Williams,
I don't know what is going on out there, but my house has sounded like it is sitting in the middle of a war zone for two days now.
If you could stop blowing crap up and making my house rattle, that would be great.
Wendi

Dear James,
You are the best. I love you more than anything on this earth. Thank you so much for bringing your "A game" to our marraige, and making me laugh till my sides hurt pretty much every day of my life.
Thanks for being my valentine, even though neither one of us like valentines day....
You are AWESOME.
Wendi