A secret transcript of a Udot meeting: (Udot is the people who do road construction in Utah, for those that don't know.):
Bob: (not his real name, but for my story it is.) So everybody, I have had a brilliant idea of a great joke we could play. My plan is this: we are going to have ALL the freeway on and off ramps under construction in northern Utah county at the same time.
Other Guy: Um, Bob, did you say ALL of them?
Bob: Yes, other guy, i did.
Other Guy: are you sure that's a good idea?
Other Other guy: yeah, Bob I'm not even sure we have enough orange barrels for that.
Bob: But don't we have some of those cement walls of death things?
Other other guy: well, yeah we do have some of those, even though I'm not sure that is their technical name.
Bob: well then, PUT EM UP!
Other guy: I see another problem Bob, I'm not sure we have enough employees to be working on all these projects at the same time.
Bob: who said anything about working on them!? Just move crap around, put up the barrels and the walls of death and let the fun begin!
Other other guy: Bob this sounds like it might be really inconvenient for people that live and drive in that area.
Bob: don't be such a stick in the mud Other Other Guy, its going to be HILARIOUS!
TWO MONTHS LATER:
Other Guy: Okay Bob, we've got everything under construction as you wanted, its chaos, annoying, causes terrible traffic at any time of day, and looks like crap.
Bob: Perfect.
I wasn't at this meeting, its just how it HAD to have gone, trust me.
A new thing
1 day ago
5 comments:
It most definitely happened like that. I've seen it with my own eyes.
seriously so stinkin funny:) I love you wendi!!
Have you considered sending this to the paper? You don't know, but they just might print it for fun.
I think this happens here too... it's a conspiracy! Miss you guys!
Just remember UDOT puts food in my cupboard and new colors in my hair!! lol
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