the secret transcript....

A secret transcript of a Udot meeting: (Udot is the people who do road construction in Utah, for those that don't know.):


Bob: (not his real name, but for my story it is.) So everybody, I have had a brilliant idea of a great joke we could play. My plan is this: we are going to have ALL the freeway on and off ramps under construction in northern Utah county at the same time.

Other Guy: Um, Bob, did you say ALL of them?

Bob: Yes, other guy, i did.

Other Guy: are you sure that's a good idea?

Other Other guy: yeah, Bob I'm not even sure we have enough orange barrels for that.

Bob: But don't we have some of those cement walls of death things?

Other other guy: well, yeah we do have some of those, even though I'm not sure that is their technical name.

Bob: well then, PUT EM UP!

Other guy: I see another problem Bob, I'm not sure we have enough employees to be working on all these projects at the same time.

Bob: who said anything about working on them!? Just move crap around, put up the barrels and the walls of death and let the fun begin!

Other other guy: Bob this sounds like it might be really inconvenient for people that live and drive in that area.

Bob: don't be such a stick in the mud Other Other Guy, its going to be HILARIOUS!

TWO MONTHS LATER:

Other Guy: Okay Bob, we've got everything under construction as you wanted, its chaos, annoying, causes terrible traffic at any time of day, and looks like crap.

Bob: Perfect.


I wasn't at this meeting, its just how it HAD to have gone, trust me.

5 comments:

It most definitely happened like that. I've seen it with my own eyes.

 

seriously so stinkin funny:) I love you wendi!!

 

Have you considered sending this to the paper? You don't know, but they just might print it for fun.

 

I think this happens here too... it's a conspiracy! Miss you guys!

 

Just remember UDOT puts food in my cupboard and new colors in my hair!! lol

 

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